Why this Kolaveri Di ???

Do I really need to put any clever lines to jumpstart this blog..?? ..the title says it all...

"Why this Kolaveri Di" has created quite a furore..a week full of FB updates...this time Kolaveri updates took over the Thanksgiving updates..consistent updates mussay...all my friends clinging to the word ...it has toppled everything that was popular before this...for once it might have even taken over Rajni-isms or Sardar jokes...
And I got to know the global popularity of this chartbuster wen one fine morning mom called up & asked.."Hey did u chk out this Kolaveri song?? I kinda like it !!!"
I was Knocked out !!! Now this is Kolaveri Di !!!

Though literally it means "murderous rage" the word has become the most popular word to save ur day..:-)
So wen u don't find a better word to fill in go ahead & use Kolaveri...
While it's applied as : "Why this Cola Very D " &  Mr. Joker utters "Why so Kolaveri Di???" I'd like to take a step further to use it -

We could have high defect bugs defined as "Kolaveri"...so instead of Showstopper u see KOLAVERI flashing in Red on ur screen..

Kolaveri should be the answer to all "Good Questions" If my manager pesters me next time with irksome questions I should be allowed to say Kolaveri & get away

No appraisal forms please...i m so sick of them..ask me to put Kolaveri in the form & rest all assured(well u already know wat ur fate's gonna be..even though u put pages of appreciation abt urself in tht form)

And now my favorite part..being the movie freak, u tend to get there don't u ??

Hollywood can cash on a lot from this word...Y don't pick up the word & create sequels, trilogy out of it ??
Mission Kolaveri, Mission Kolveri Di ...Mission Kolaveri Tri ??? :P
The Lord of Kolaveri, Kolaveri Panda, Kolaveri Age-I,II,III.. A Ferry named Kolaveri, When Kolaveri met Di, Wolverine could be name Kolaverine..and the famous dialogs could be tweaked :
"My name is Di, Kolaveri Di"
"Houston, We have Kolaveri"
"Hasta La Vista, Baby" can be replaced with "Kolaveri, Baby"

Apna Bollywood is never behind..imagine Gabbar guffawing & asking Sambha:
"Wo 2 they aur tum teen...fir bhi wapas aa gaye"
"Sardar...Kolvaeri Di"

"Pushpaa...I hate Kolaveri...re"

Rockstar to KolaStar & Ra-one to Kola-One.. Kolaveri can kill thm all !!

I can keep churning Kolaverisms & before I get deeply engrossed in Kolaveri-fever, I'll call it a "Di"
Kolaveri is definitely going places !!